Ink Poems

Here are (almost) all of the ink poems in the world, presented in reverse-chronological order for your convenience. If you're feeling adventurous, click here to see the pieces that are still available for purchase.

SPX FTW! 2014Watch your step, or don't, it doesn't really matterA legend in his own (checkout) lineBreak on through to the other sci-enceGiving it my allLet's tie this up and move onYour ironic facial hair is disturbing the childrenMolly want a cracker?Alfred, Alfred, AlfredDead language lost in spaceOde to joyKaraoke fever! #1Karaoke fever! #2Karaoke fever! #3Karaoke fever! #4Karaoke fever! #5Karaoke fever! #6Karaoke fever! #7Karaoke fever! #8Karaoke fever! #9Karaoke fever! #10Karaoke fever! #11Karaoke fever! #12Karaoke fever! #13Karaoke fever! #14Karaoke fever! #15Karaoke fever! #16Karaoke fever! #17Karaoke fever! #18Karaoke fever! #19Karaoke fever! #20Karaoke fever! #21Karaoke fever! #22Karaoke fever! #23Karaoke fever! #24Karaoke fever! #25Karaoke fever! #26Karaoke fever! #27Karaoke fever! #28Things you learn on the roadDon't ask, don't tellHe let his fists do the talkingEarly scienceYou'd think it was obviousEnthusiasm isn't always contagiousNot paying attentionWhich is why we moved a lotHey, why not?Same as it ever wasHe can't spell, eitherOne on every blockAs long as he's happyScience is frighteningDon't call him LesBut I called him CurlyNow that's what I call a stash!You tell him...Just relax, it'll passBooze raccoonsDo monkeys dream of electric sheep?No pain, no gainTake a bow, Larry!Embracing TechnologyNow hear thisPep talks were no useAnd maybe smarterdance, toothy!kill the pope!uncomfortable camouflagewelcome to my nightmareking jackassPatty Pepperwalkin' the doghit the road, assholeklankWith your own eyesDon't be a square, manStick with what you knowTHE SLAVES WILL NOT RUN AWAYMad monster partyBorn too lateHe says it was deliciousYou're probably in trouble anywayTruth in advertisingNot as easy as it looksI believe the children are the future...but they scare meThe world laughs with youGood luck BarbaraLily's nose was fine, reallyArnie's shoeRosie got an Aother than that, I think the Irish are fine folksRonald's parasitic twin amused him to no endwar is not the answer, only love can conquerthe world's largest thermometerIt's just for looksDays without sleep, beepGeorge's special hatWillie dug through his pockets for money he knew was not thereJessica chews glass and walks on fire - live!New fetish wearA few minutes of uncomfortable silencePlagued by terrible nightmaresYou can find instructions on the internetKaraoke is so awesome!The jeans she wore in high schoolReynaldo wears a maskMr. McCaan talked out of the side of his mouthMickey was a comicHe forgot to give it a soulBicentennial quarters please!He leaks as much as he drinksI'm a fucking tourist!I have been to Paris!22 years of driving a cabHank has been going around town dressed as Charlie Chaplinlost in the Amazon jungleadult baby support groupmean old man with a bag of catsSomeone was talkingTick tockIf robots looked like skeletonsI feel good. fuck you!Generic old crankSomeone lost their scissorsThe world's greatest thinkersJesus angelDead man in a science beakerSnoopyTremendously oversized hands and a scalp like a pineappleOld man Fletcher thinksProfessor Kline believesSarah is in love with StanHis secret is no longer secretJimmy is 100% punk rock!Stick 'em up!Ken dropped out of clown schoolJag is concernedMoral of the story