Hairy or not, you've gotta have water pressure in the shower, man. I mean, there are a lot of things I can live without: gold jewelry, an expensive car, a posse, but I must - I repeat, must - have a strong water flow in the shower. I know in Europe a "shower" consists of the landlady pouring a bucket of water over your head, but this ain't Europe!
This piece is featured in the Chance Press book, Ink Poems, which is available from the publisher for a limited time! Own the book and the painting, like some kind of high roller!